Hello bottom tier meleers, I am Oatmeal and those who look up to me (everyone) refer to me as "The people's champ," or "Dr. Holdfast." I look forward to training you all as I have already endlessly studied the melee engine frame by frame, and already know every move in the book. I will be apart of the 71st Highlanders, or to save you a few syllables: "Best NA." I look forward to dominating every single one of you as I did previously in Napoleonic Wars (at only 700 hours!).
Good luck, you'll all need it.