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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #195 on: December 02, 2017, 06:26:17 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #196 on: December 02, 2017, 07:42:21 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #197 on: December 04, 2017, 03:41:19 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #198 on: December 04, 2017, 06:37:51 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #199 on: December 04, 2017, 08:46:44 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #200 on: December 07, 2017, 07:24:28 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy
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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #201 on: December 09, 2017, 02:52:47 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #202 on: December 12, 2017, 06:17:19 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to
Discipline can only be obtained when all the officers are imbued with the sense of their awful obligation to their men and to their country that they cannot tolerate negligence. Officers who fail to correct errors or to praise excellence are valueless in peace and dangerous misfits in war. -General George S. Patton

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #203 on: December 12, 2017, 08:27:48 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #204 on: December 13, 2017, 04:31:48 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #205 on: December 13, 2017, 05:47:20 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this gave
Discipline can only be obtained when all the officers are imbued with the sense of their awful obligation to their men and to their country that they cannot tolerate negligence. Officers who fail to correct errors or to praise excellence are valueless in peace and dangerous misfits in war. -General George S. Patton

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #206 on: December 22, 2017, 08:16:44 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this gave him

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #207 on: December 25, 2017, 03:48:41 pm »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this gave him what

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #208 on: January 12, 2018, 07:26:47 am »
Let's keep this going again

There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this gave him what he

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Re: One Word Story Vers. 200
« Reply #209 on: January 12, 2018, 08:09:33 am »
There was a pirate that captured two olives for some black dude and shoved them right into his purple, bruised hands. He cried out, "Oh my hands." Now he took his hands and apparently he went outside and punched a pair of cats forcefully with the power of God (Allah). The people who don't believe are molested, have a child which killed a dragon only with his tongue which was very wet and long, he even went like a crusader and killed all communists. Which was a shame because he wanted a dictatorship as he needed women to betray the parrots living in London who were considering suicide as there was a war between two countries, one which meant they needed more C4 to destroy the main leaf which built a massive tower that killed hundreds of men, including Napoleon Bonaparte and some bloke who washed his car without properly soaping a large sponge, who lived in Paris, Kentucky. Sadly Patrick from Prussia betrayed Philomene who turned into an egg sandwich and French ministers. Also, due to socks being really Marxist and racist, Patrick martyred his little communist supporters who went to rallies. The sight of almighty Laquanda really was orgasmic and juicy even to Patrick this gave him what he always
Discipline can only be obtained when all the officers are imbued with the sense of their awful obligation to their men and to their country that they cannot tolerate negligence. Officers who fail to correct errors or to praise excellence are valueless in peace and dangerous misfits in war. -General George S. Patton