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Offline Bennyyy

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Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."
"Do unto others what you wish to be done to you." - SergeantForge


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Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
"Do unto others what you wish to be done to you." - SergeantForge


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Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
"Do unto others what you wish to be done to you." - SergeantForge


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Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.

Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
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Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.

Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
"Do unto others what you wish to be done to you." - SergeantForge


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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2019, 07:03:40 pm »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.

Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
"Do unto others what you wish to be done to you." - SergeantForge


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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2019, 03:36:26 am »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.

Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.

Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2019, 12:34:58 pm »
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #68 on: August 17, 2019, 05:37:25 am »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2019, 05:03:19 pm »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid

Fact: New Jersey's only nude beach is in the national park in Sandy Hook, as nude beaches are banned in New Jersey, but allowed in national parks. Also, nude beaches are terrible and not what you think they are.
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2019, 12:02:18 am »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid

Fact: New Jersey's only nude beach is in the national park in Sandy Hook, as nude beaches are banned in New Jersey, but allowed in national parks. Also, nude beaches are terrible and not what you think they are.

Fact: Newark isn't as bad as you think it is.
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HMU to play TF2, I'm better at that.

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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2019, 07:17:06 am »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks

Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.

Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."

Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid

Fact: New Jersey's only nude beach is in the national park in Sandy Hook, as nude beaches are banned in New Jersey, but allowed in national parks. Also, nude beaches are terrible and not what you think they are.

Fact: Newark isn't as bad as you think it is.

Fact: The longest tank-to-tank kill in history occurred when a Challenger tank destroyed an Iraqi T-62 at a range of 5100 meters (over 3 miles).
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2019, 09:33:10 pm »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks
Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.
Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."
Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid
Fact: New Jersey's only nude beach is in the national park in Sandy Hook, as nude beaches are banned in New Jersey, but allowed in national parks. Also, nude beaches are terrible and not what you think they are.
Fact: Newark isn't as bad as you think it is.
Fact: The longest tank-to-tank kill in history occurred when a Challenger tank destroyed an Iraqi T-62 at a range of 5100 meters (over 3 miles).
Fact: Swagnar has a small penis
I dislike everyone equally don't take it personnal.
Glory to the 7.Fuß!

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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
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Re: [NA | RECRUITING!] - 7. Fußbataillon "Wütende Wölfe"
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2019, 11:47:37 pm »
Fact: Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds
Fact: A group of marmots is called a "madness"
Fact: The only official US holiday named after an animal - Groundhog Day - is named after a marmot.
Fact: New Jersey has a town called Buttzville, population of 146 people. Can't imagine why.
Fact: When predators approach, marmots make a high pitched, whistle-like sound to alert others. Hence the nickname "whistle pig."
Fact: Ex-governor of New Jersey Chris Christie once shut down a beach so he could have it all to himself.
Fact: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Fact: The same molecule that makes chicken taste like chicken can also be found in ground up oyster shells.
Fact: The reason one of the most popular and exclusive ski resorts in North America is called Whistler is because of the large native population of marmots.
Fact: Dunce caps used to be signs of intelligence
Fact: Cats can’t taste sweet things because of a genetic defect.
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Approximately 80% of a marmot's life is spent underground or playing Holdfast.
Fact: The first ever drive-in movie theater to exist was in New Jersey, Camden. Ironic, as Camden is probably one of the worst cities in this state.
Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green
Fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Fact: Scotland has 421 words for “snow”
Fact: Marmots have a "harem-polygynous" system of mating in which males reproduce with two or three mates during the same time period.
Fact: The New Jersey's state fruit is the blueberry. Or the tomato. I'm not sure, ask Bluetwo26.
Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Fact: The 7. Fußbatallion is home to at least 5 people who reside from New Jersey.
Fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long
Fact: Phil Murphy, current governor of New Jersey, promised to have marijuana legalized within his first 100 days in office. Guess what didn't happen?
Fact: Cats have fewer toes on their back paws
Groundhog burrows are so complex that each has its own "bathroom" chamber.
Fact: Kleenex tissues were originally intended for gas masks
Fact: A one-armed player scored the winning goal in the first World Cup
Fact: FiveGuys had to change their policy because of discrimination in the work force.
Fact: A woman called the police when her ice cream didn’t have enough sprinkles
Fact: There are like, way too many diners and shopping malls in New Jersey.
Fact: I have received a ticket for crossing a street on a red light
Fact: In New Jersey, terminally ill patients have the right to end their lives.
Fact: Groundhog burrows have been responsible for uncovering a historic village in central Ohio - now a famous archeological site (Ufferman Site).
Fact: In Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig.
Fact: New Jersey hosts the most infamous car theft city in the nation, Newark. The city even beats NYC and LA by having more cars stolen than any other city by large margins.
Fact: A waffle iron inspired one of the first pairs of Nikes
Fact: The first Egyptian chariots were powered by sails
Fact: Napoleon's older brother Joseph Bonaparte eventually ended up fleeing to America after Napoleon was exiled to Saint Helena. He ended up settling in Bordentown, NJ and claimed to have had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.
Fact: If the Earth was put on a scale, scientists would be puzzled by the presence of that scale.
Fact: 1 KG of Steel is heavier than 1 KG of feathers
Fact: An artifact reported to be Napoleon Bonaparte's severed penis currently resides in a "private collection" in Englewood, NJ. Originally believed to have been harvested by a Corsican doctor present at his autopsy, it eventually transferred via auction into the hands of a prominent urologist. The condition of the penis has been alternatively described as "a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace" and "a shriveled eel," but after analysis, the urologist proclaimed that "...all the internal structures are perfect."
Fact: Alpine marmots, like many rodents, can eat plants that are poisonous to other mammals.
Fact: Humans are the only creature that can sweat in the entire world
Fact: Brussel sprouts grow on stalks
Fact: In New Jersey, we have a spoon museum, showcasing over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country in the world.
Fact: The US Supreme Court has its own private basketball court called "The Highest Court in the Land."
Fact: The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green.
Fact: The Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach, California.
Fact: Street names in Monopoly are all taken from real streets in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Go capitalism!
Fact: Cows moo with regional accents.
Fact: Monowi, Nebraska, is a town in the United States with an official population of one person.
Fact: 1: A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Fact: You probably didn't read all of this pyramid
Fact: New Jersey's only nude beach is in the national park in Sandy Hook, as nude beaches are banned in New Jersey, but allowed in national parks. Also, nude beaches are terrible and not what you think they are.
Fact: Newark isn't as bad as you think it is.
Fact: The longest tank-to-tank kill in history occurred when a Challenger tank destroyed an Iraqi T-62 at a range of 5100 meters (over 3 miles).
Fact: Swagnar has a small penis
Fact: These quote pyramids are getting cumbersome
I dislike everyone equally don't take it personnal.
Glory to the 7.Fuß!